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I like Lady Gaga, food, and puppies. None of this shit is mine, unless I say it is. Aight?

craicalaic:

how do people leak songs
where do they come from
what are you

(via thefamebroadway)

Oh man I seriously laughed so hard at that.

maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: maahammy, via memewhore)

cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

(via beyoncebeytwice)