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I like Lady Gaga, food, and puppies. None of this shit is mine, unless I say it is. Aight?

I got a new lipstick but I think it might be a weird color.


We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

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